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The Trouble Twisters
Copyright © 1966 by Poul Anderson
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A NOTE OF LEITMOTIF |
I hereby state, flatly and unequivocally, that some facts of life are eternal. They are human facts, to be sure. Mutatis mutandis, they probably apply to each intelligent race on each inhabited planet in the universe; but I do not insist on that point. What I do declare is that man, the child of Earth, lives by certain principles which are immutable. They include: (1) Parkinsons Laws: (First) Work increases to occupy all organization available to do it. (Second) Expenditures rise with income. (2) Sturgeons Revelation: Ninety percent of everything is crud. (3) Murphys Law: Anything that can go wrong, will. (4) The Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: Everything takes longer and costs more. My assertion is not so unguarded as may appear, because characteristics like these form part of my definition of man. Vance Hall, Commentaries on the | Topic: |
Part I THE THREE_CORNERED WHEEL | ||
II | The Consecrates are the top crust of this petrified civilization. Change could only bring them down, however much it might improve the lot of the other classes. Then, besides self-interest, there is natural conservatism. Martin tells me theocracies are always hidebound. The Consecrates are smart enough to see that we newcomers represent a threat to them. Our goods, our ideas will upset the balance of society. So they will do everything they can to discourage more outworlders from coming. | Topic: |
IV |
Anti-God has many ways of luring souls astray. But, my master, I distinctly told them this was a statement false to fact. So you did. You are reported to have said that it might, at best, be mathematically true, but this does not make it philosophically true. Sketulo leaned forward. Fiercely: You must have known, however, that the question would soon arise whether there can be two kinds of truth, and that in any such contest, those whose lives are spent with observations and numbers will decide in the end that the mathematical truth is the only one. I certainly did, Schuster thought. Its exactly the point that got Galileo into trouble with the Inquisition, way back when on earth. A chill went through him. I didnt expect you to see it this fast, though, you old devil. | Topic: |
VI |
Well, you know Im interested in the history of science and philosophy, like to read about it and so forth. Because of this, as well as some family traditions, Ive got a knowledge of the Kabbalah. ¿Qué es? The system of medieval Jewish theosophy. In one form or another, it had tremendous influence for centuries, even on Christian thought. But believe you me, its the most fantastically complicated structure the human race ever built out of a few texts, a lot of clouds, and a logic that got the bit between its teeth. | |
NOTES TOWARD A DEFINITION OF RELATEDNESS |
The nonhuman remains nonhuman. He can only show us those facets of himself which we can understand. Thus he often seems to be a two-dimensional, even comic personality. But remember, we have the corresponding effect on him. It is just as well that the average human does not know on how may planets he is the standard subject of the bawdy joke. Even so, most races have at least as much contrast between individualsnot to mention culturesas Homo Sapiens does. Hence there is a degree of overlap. Often a man gets along better with some nonhuman being than he does with many of his fellowmen. Sure, said a prospector on Quetzalcoatl, speaking of his partner, he looks like a cross between a cabbage and a derrick. Sure, he belches H2S and sleeps in a mud wallow, and his idea of fun is to spend six straight hours discussin the whichness of the wherefore. But I can trust himhell, Id even leave him alone with my wife! Noah Arkwright, An Introduction | |
Part II A SUN INVISIBLE | ||
I |
Why hadnt Thurman done the usual thing in such cases, and put the native name of his discovery into the catalogues? Quite probably because men couldnt wrap their larynxes around it. Or maybe he just felt like dubbing the planet Vanessa. Judas, what a radium-plated opportunity an explorer had! What girl could possibly resist an offer to name a whole world for her? | |
III |
Remember, Im both a merchant and a noblemans son. The psychologies arent so unlike. A peer has to be a politician, with everything that entails, or hes no good. And a merchant has to be an idealist. What? She blinked in startlement. How? Why, you dont think we work for money alone, do you? If that were the object, wed stay safe and snug at home. No, its adventure, new horizons, lifes conquest of inanimate naturethe universe itself, the grandest enemy of all. | |
IV |
The adventure had, in fact, happened to somebody else. So had most of the stories Falkayn had been relating. But he saw no reason to spoil a good yarn with pedantry. | Topic: |
Listen, she said, you are either very young and sweet or you are as clever as Satan. Why not both? | ||
Already they spoke of themselves as crusaders. Consider the past history of Homo self-styled Sapiens and imagine what so spectacular a success would do to a bunch of ideologically motivated militarists! | ||
Part III THE TROUBLE TWISTERS (Analog version titled Trade Team) | ||
II |
Shes stalling, Chee hissed to Falkayn in League Latin. I know, he answered likewise. But can you blame her? Here we are, total strangers, and the last contact her people had with galactic civilization was that piracy. Weve got to be kind, show her we really mean well. Chee threw up her hands. Oh, cosmos! she groaned. You and your damned mating instinct! | |
VI | A female Cynthian, who must carry her cub through the treesthough not strictly arboreal, among endless forests the race has made the branches a second environmentis bigger than her mate, and every bit as tough a carnivore. Matrilineal descent is the norm, polyandry occurs in numerous cultures, and the past has known some outright matriarchies. Chee supposed that was why her planet was so progressive. | |
text checked (see note) Aug 2024 |